My expectations for today was to discover that I would be the head of lost property in 2010. I'd accepted it. It would have been a challenge. I could have had a lost property day where I gave everyone back their 'lost property' which I happened to have stolen some people may see that as theft I see it as leadership. Then I could have hidden my stuff around and asked little people to find it for CANDY. And of course how can I forget the bulletin notices... Have you misplaced something? I can place it. In fact lost is merely a state of mind. Ask Camilla in the Common Room and she will find anything you've lost (I think it would in fact be a little wittier than that)
Instead I am the co head of science. The beautiful thing about this is I'm already pumped for science week. Science fun facts of the day and Science Maths crossover events. Science teachers vs Maths teachers...who will win? Or volcano's on the field? Or stealing an explosive lump of sodium and chucking it into water.... BOOM. The thrills of science. How can I forget the organ hunt? Everyone can get given a piece of an animal and then they have to hack through it to find their prize. Bloody informative (lol). Although the prize couldn't be edible...
It was a momentous occasion. I finished my service at SMASH. No more doing degrading jobs for free! That's the last time I ever do community service unless of course a judge makes me or I need some good karma (not charma as 2 month ago Camilla thought it was spelt although that could be a funky word... not to self invent meaning)...
WORDS ADDED TO THE CAMILLA DICTIONARY
Charma v - Putting a charm on someone so they have bad karma. eg I charmaed you.
Skeeze/Skeezer/Skeezebag n- Somebody who is unreliable and a bit of a flake and ergo sucks (I'm sure it will be thrown about the common room tomorrow) eg why didn't she show up? What a skeezer.
Manbitch n- Double insult. Calling someone a man and a bitch. That's only if it's to a girl though. And it can't be used in a really angry I-never-want-to-talk-to-you-again manner since that's mean. And I do not condone the use of my vocab for meanness. eg that person who stole your bag is such a manbitch
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