Yo-yo Diets

Hmm I know what one of those is you probably do as well. But just for a moment imagine that it wasn't what it is and instead it's when you spend an extended period of time eating only yo-yo's. If you're unsure as to what a yo yo is then let me explain. Firstly it isn't made of wood well some yo yo's are but those aren't edible. I'm talking about the ones which consist of two shortbread biscuits sandwiched together with a scrummy butter cream filling to create a morsel of deliciousness. They're buttery, sugary and simply delightful.

Today I went on another one of my diets. Modern media has forced me to fear such delectable treats as yo yo's because I could get heart disease, diabetes, terrible acne... It was the last one which got to me. I've recently come down with a terrible bout of what I like to call 'front-ne'. There's bacne so there must be front-ne which is acne on your chest. That seems utterly unfair doesn't it. Especially because you may not notice for a while and then it just sneaks up on you and it's like WHAM you're feral. I wish someone would specially invent front-ne cream it would make my life so much easier.

Anyway I'm back on a new diet which I can say died as soon as I had that delightful Wendy's thick shake. i hate the fact that I've got to watch what I eat. It's infuriating. Instead of just living for the day, enjoying everything that is anywhere near me I have to think hmm is there a high salt content in this? High sugar? High fat? Can't a yo yo ever just be a yo yo instead of a sugary, fatty cause of heart disease? I must admit I do rather long for the olden days when mothers would cook their children lavish meals and yet the children weren't fat. Those were the days when youngsters couldn't be fat because that would mean that they couldn't get to school or do anything so they'd get very bored. But then again if I lived back then I'd eventually have to make those meals....

3 Good Things
*Changing my phone over to 2 degrees! Even though I always call it 3 degrees...
**The Kings Speech with my fam.
*I finally got the beautiful nude wedges after two months of staring. The last pair was in my size and heavily reduced. I think it was meant to be.